Churches

Passed a church yesterday near Troy or Brundidge, AL. It was named something like Holiness Endtimes Church. Not very optimistic, are they?

My wife, her brother, and his wife were riding with me. I proceeded to regale them with my thoughts on attending a church with a name like that. Besides the pessimistic tone of the name, I suggested that, if you had children, you could run into difficulties such as:

"Son, do your homework." "Why, Dad? We ain't gonna be around long anyway."

Seems to me, anyone attending that church could pretty much blow off their mortgage, their bills, etc. It'd be a ticket to complete freedom! That is, 'til the power and gas were cut off. Then maybe reality would set in for the morons.

As we passed the Ariton Church of Christ a year or so ago, I almost turned the car up on its nose stopping to get a photo of the sign out front. (I'll upload it later). The sign read: FAITH BEGINS WHERE REASON STOPS. If that ain't a case of KYOA, I don't know what would be! I love it.

Took a photo of another church sign that I got a kick out of. This one was in Luverne, AL at the Church of the Alpha and Omega (I guess there are a lotta Greeks in Luverne :rolleyes emoticon here:). It read: GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS. THEREFORE, ATHEISTS DON'T EXIST!
All I can say is WOW!