Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Florida and Murderers

Some observations from my trip:

1 - Lotsa golf carts down there.
2 - Lotsa roofing company billboards. Apparently a lot of roofs (rooves? ) become airborne.
3 - Lotsa skanky women with lotsa tattoos.
4 - Lotsa gorgeous women with brown bods.
5 - Lotsa Spanish spoken. I enjoyed it in the stores and restaurants.
6 - Lotsa HEAT and HUMIDITY. Jesus H. Christ! It's October...gimme a break. Record highs all over the place.
7 - Lotsa people gettin' early dirtnaps. You can't ride or drive a mile without coming upon a locale where there was a famous slaughter. Lake City, Orlando, Tallahassee, Homasassa Springs, Gainesville...I mean it never ends. Either some fuckwad offs 4 to 5 women (Ted Bundy, Danny Rolling) or rapes and kills a little girl (Bundy and the old neighbor dude in Homasassa) or a mom offs her kid (Anthony case in Orlando), or a kid is missing and presumed dead (Haleigh Cummings).

Shit, if not for Florida, Nancy Grace would have no reason to live.

I may add to this as my memory returns.

Here's the Chiefland High School photo I mentioned earlier:

Check the years. Quite a dynasty they got going!

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