Brief Flashback to Youth

Found a damn screw in a tire on my wife's car this a.m. I had my lunch companions drop me off in the middle of downtown's main street so I could pay for getting it patched at Big Ten. I dodged the PT Cruiser that had me in its crosshairs as I ran into the tire store's parking lot. As I approached the door, a very attractive young lady got out of her car and stepped in front of me. I opened the door for her and we entered. Blonde, with a nice tan chest, she was cute as heck. She asked about getting her brakes checked. The manager explained that he'd do the check for free, but that she'd have to leave her car. She then asked if he could have someone drive her back to work. He didn't have anyone to spare, he told her. I, being the gentleman that I am, offered to give her a ride. She said she worked a few blocks away. To allay her fears (if she had any), I showed her my ID and told her I was old and harmless. She laughed and thanked me.

She then said, "I need to go to my house first." HALLELUJAH!!! I've still got it! Whoohoo! The manager and I exchanged knowing looks. I read his mind...JACKPOT!

Alas, as we went outside, a girlfriend called her and said she'd take her. "I'm not afraid of you ," she told me. I thought, "You should be!" I smiled and walked away.

The simple things that entertain me these days...siiiiiiiiiiiigh