RIPs

I wasn't sure anything could pull me out of my funk over Farrah Fawcett's passing (actually I could GARA, but at least she was somewhat cute), when lo and behold, what was I just made aware of?

MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!! Hallelujah! One less child molester (moon)walking the planet. It's a damn shame he was allowed to exist this long.

Now we have to worry that this is all a publicity stunt and the little perv will "miraculously" come back to life. Please, noooooooo.................